Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
