why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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