My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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