I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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