Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm at about main and main street
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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