i don't like sucking hair
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
