are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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