So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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