I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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