ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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