Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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