shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
