I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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