But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm passing your future prison.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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