Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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