Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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