k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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