I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I forget how to act sober
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize