theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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