I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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