OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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