He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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