He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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