what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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