...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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