HIV tests are more positive than that guy
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
send nudes
from the living room?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
