ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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