yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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