How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
My penis needs a shock collar
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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