Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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