He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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