I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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