i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Did you just see the Batmobile???
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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