I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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