you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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