i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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