on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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