can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
There's always time for handjobs
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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