I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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