Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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