Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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