I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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