whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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