Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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