hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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