so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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