but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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