Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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