Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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