YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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