Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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